💕Date Everything – 100+ Voiced Romanceable Objects & Guides

Explore every character, voice actor, and romance path from the world's weirdest dating sim.💖

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🌟 Latest Gameplay Preview

See what everyone's talking about! Watch the newest Date Everything trailer featuring real gameplay, quirky romance options, and the magic of the Dateviator glasses in action.

🎮 Official Gameplay Trailer

Experience the absurd beauty of Date Everything with our full-length gameplay trailer. From romantic microwaves to emotional mop buckets, this video is your perfect introduction to the madness.

🎭 Behind the Scenes: How It Was Made

Peek behind the curtain at how Sassy Chap Games brought this bizarre, beautiful world to life—from concept art to dialogue writing to emotional toaster arcs.

💬 Dev Team Interview

Hear directly from the writers, artists, and voice directors about how Date Everything evolved from a joke pitch into one of the most innovative dating simulators of the decade.

💕 Character Spotlight Reels

Meet some of the 100+ romanceable objects in their natural... romantic habitats. Learn their quirks, hear their voices, and get a sneak peek at their story arcs.

🎤 Voice Acting Highlights

From legendary voices like Laura Bailey and Matt Mercer to indie stars and newcomers, this video montage showcases the talent behind your favorite blenders, ceiling fans, and soap bottles.

What Is 💕Date Everything?

What Is 💕Date Everything?

Date Everything is a surreal sandbox dating sim by Sassy Chap Games and Team17, where you can romance over 100 fully-voiced objects—from blenders to mop buckets to abstract concepts like Existential Dread. With the magical Dateviator glasses, every item around you becomes a potential partner, complete with personalities, branching storylines, and voice-acted interactions.Whether you're seeking true love, awkward friendships, or spicy rivalries, there's someone—or something—for you.

💕100+
Dataable Characters
🎨11000+
Hand-drawn Images
📖1
Words of Text
🎵70000
Voice Lines

🎮 Game Features

What Makes Date Everything Truly One-of-a-Kind

💕 100+ Fully Voiced Romanceable Characters

💕 100+ Fully Voiced Romanceable Characters

Date Everything features the largest roster of dateable characters in any visual novel or dating simulator. From clingy couches 🛋️ to flirtatious refrigerators 🧊, and even concepts like Time, Loneliness, or The Idea of Breakfast, each object is fully voiced, emotionally layered, and packed with multiple romance paths.

⏳ Reality-Bending Time System

⏳ Reality-Bending Time System

Time doesn't move normally in Date Everything. All clocks are stuck at 8:59 AM, progressing just one minute per day. This magical system triggers seasonal changes, unlocks secret events, and creates real-time emotional pacing for your relationships.

💬 Meaningful Dialogue That Changes Everything

💬 Meaningful Dialogue That Changes Everything

Every conversation matters. The game's advanced branching dialogue engine shapes how characters perceive you—whether you form romance, rivalry, or awkward friendship. Choices ripple across your home and unlock dozens of hidden relationship outcomes.

🎨 11,000+ Hand-Drawn Visuals

🎨 11,000+ Hand-Drawn Visuals

The entire world of Date Everything is handcrafted with over 11,000 bespoke illustrations. Each character has multiple emotional states, cinematic portraits, and unique visual flourishes that evolve with your story.

🎵 Original Soundtrack with Character Themes

🎵 Original Soundtrack with Character Themes

With over 4 hours of original music, including custom themes for each romanceable character, Date Everything is as much an audio experience as a visual one. From whimsical waltzes to synth-fueled existential ballads, the soundtrack elevates every interaction.

🌈 Inclusive, Absurd, and Totally Unforgettable

🌈 Inclusive, Absurd, and Totally Unforgettable

Whether you're into brooms, bathtubs, or abstract metaphors, Date Everything welcomes you. With LGBTQ+ friendly writing, a deliberately bizarre premise, and unexpectedly heartfelt narratives, this is more than just a joke—it's a love letter to love itself.

💫 Why Play Date Everything? 💫

Discover the Most Surreal and Romantic Dating Simulator Ever Made

🌟 One-of-a-Kind Dating Experience

Date Everything is the world's only dating simulator where you can build relationships with over 100 objects — from everyday household items like a refrigerator 🧊 or a vacuum 🧹 to abstract concepts like Air, Anxiety, or Existential Dread. No one is off-limits when you're wearing the magical Dateviator glasses.

🎭 Fully Voiced by Industry Legends

Every character in Date Everything is brought to life by a top-tier voice actor. The game features talent such as Ben Starr, Laura Bailey, Ashley Johnson, and Felicia Day, delivering professional-grade performances to even the quirkiest love interests.

💕 Choice-Driven Relationships

Build meaningful connections—whether romantic 💖, platonic 🤝, or combative ⚔️. Each conversation impacts your relationship arc through fully branched dialogue trees. Multiple endings await for every character, based on how you interact.

🏠 A Home Full of Heart

Explore a highly interactive virtual home where every room holds personality. From the kitchen to the garage, you'll uncover hidden stories and lovable (or unlovable) objects with depth, drama, and maybe even dreams.

🔓 Multiple Endings & Replay Value

Date Everything isn't just quirky—it's deep. Each character has multiple endings based on your decisions, from romantic bliss to emotional chaos. Want to unlock all the routes? You'll need more than charm.

🌈 Inclusive, Weird, and Wonderful

Whether you're into toasters, shadows, or abstract emotions, Date Everything invites every kind of player. With LGBTQ+ friendly storylines and a deeply strange sense of humor, it's a celebration of romance in all forms.

How to Start Dating Everything

Get your Date Everything startup running in four simple steps:

How to Start Dating Everything

What Players Are Saying About Date Everything

Read real feedback from players who fell in love with Date Everything — from casual fans to romance sim veterans.

I started this game for laughs and ended up emotionally attached to my refrigerator. One of the most unique dating sims I've ever played.

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Alex Chen
Steam Reviewer

Watching chat scream while I dated my bookshelf was priceless. The voice acting and story routes are genuinely impressive.

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Morgan Lee
Twitch Streamer

This game redefined what ‘dating sim' means. It's absurd, inclusive, and somehow deeply heartfelt.

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Jamie Rivera
Romance Game Enthusiast

The branching storylines are actually smart. I replayed just to see how different my toaster romance could end. Worth it.

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Sofia Martinez
Narrative Designer

There's something magical about arguing with a floor lamp and then falling in love with it. Game of the year for me.

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Daniel Okoye
PS5 Player

A hilarious and touching experience that's proudly inclusive. I dated ‘Anxiety' and it was weirdly cathartic.

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Emily Zhao
Queer Game Reviewer

Perfect for handheld play. Every room in my home was hiding a new romance. I didn't expect to love my toilet.

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Liam Becker
Nintendo Switch Owner

Hearing Ashley Johnson voice a wall-mounted mirror? That alone is worth the price of admission.

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Rachel Kim
Voice Actor Fan

Yes, you can date the DLC, and yes, I did. The bonus content is hilarious, unhinged, and oddly romantic.

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Chris Thompson
Lavish Edition Buyer

It's not just parody—there's real heart and emotion here. One of the strangest but most memorable games I've reviewed.

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Naomi Sato
Game Blogger

❓ Frequently Asked Questions About Date Everything

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🕹️ What platforms is Date Everything available on?

Date Everything is available on PC (Steam & Epic Games Store), Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 5, and Xbox Series X|S. The game officially launched on June 17, 2025, bringing its surreal dating experience to all major gaming platforms.

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💞 How many romanceable characters are in the game?

You can romance over 100 fully-voiced characters, including household appliances 🧹, furniture 🛋️, decorations 🎍, and even intangible concepts like Silence, The Void, or Optimism. Each character offers unique personality traits, story arcs, and multiple endings.

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⏰ What's special about the in-game time system?

The game features a one-of-a-kind “Time Trick System” where time is frozen at 8:59 AM and advances just one minute per real-world day. This affects how characters behave, unlocks seasonal dialogue, and reveals time-based secrets throughout your home.

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🎙️ Who are the voice actors in Date Everything?

Date Everything features a star-studded cast including Ben Starr, Laura Bailey, Ashley Johnson, Felicia Day, and many other professional voice actors. Every single character—yes, even your ceiling fan—is brought to life with expressive, high-quality voice performances.

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🎁 What does the Lavish Edition include?

The Lavish Edition of Date Everything includes exclusive romanceable characters, customizable backgrounds, access to the full digital soundtrack, a bonus concept art book, and—yes—an unlockable path where you can date the Lavish Edition itself. It's the ultimate way to experience the game's absurd romantic universe.

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💬 How do choices affect relationships?

Every conversation in Date Everything branches in meaningful ways. Your dialogue choices shape whether a character falls in love, becomes a friend, or turns into a rival. These outcomes change future interactions and even alter how your living environment responds to you.

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